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Explaining why he's funny since 1987! Entrepreneur, Humourist, Graphic Artist, Personal Trainer, Web Developer, Model, E-Commerce Manager, ex-chef and founding member of the 'Nice Men Club' (NMC). This domain is the homepage and title site for JoeTheDouglas LTD. Online Stores Try Not To Be A Cunt Fetishy Stuff Funny Fings

REPs Level 3 and CrossFit L2 qualified Personal Trainer, with over 8 years and 7000 hrs of experience. London based. GET THE APP "... NOW DO IT AGAIN, BUT LESS SHIT THIS TIME" BUY SESSIONS BOOK SESSIONS GALLERY CONTACT About ABOUT JOE Qualified REPS L3 Personal Trainer and CrossFit Level 2 Instructor, with more than 7,000 hours of experience since starting out in 2012. Odds are you have reached this page because you have already heard of me through word-of-mouth, or know me from somewhere I've worked, so I'll skip the paragraph about my dedication to achieving your goals, etc. For a PT, that should be a given, To briefly characterise my style of instruction: No-nonsense and to the point b ut we will laugh a lot during each hour. You may be paying me, but that doesn't mean you're always going to like what I have to tell you. I don't high-five. If I (or any PT) doesn't answer a health & fitness question starting with "It depends..." they're either lying to you, selling to you, or don't know the answer and won't admit it. You won't like the music I play. LOCATION Most of my sessions are held in parks and gyms, but this can be discussed and arranged in advance. FIRST STEP Contact me and we can arrange a free consultation to discuss what you'd like to achieve with Personal Training and take it from there. Gallery How it started and how it's going... Gallery PRICING PT ENQUIRIES CONTACT FORM Submit LOCATION I live in SE16 and primary location is my back garden. It is also possible to train in one of the nearby parks (usually Burgess). TELEPHONE Text, WhatsApp or Call: (+44) 07733 131818 Telegram: @joethedouglas EMAIL personaltraining@joethedouglas.com SOCIAL MEDIA PT Contact

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It is with annoyance and inconvenience that I announce the temporary closure of JTD-PT and the Deathtrap 5000 Exercism System while I am once again forced to move house. The DT5K will be back along with the all new ‘Ultra Mega Dock & Load X-200 V turbo Ω lemon Mark ii all-in-one Docking and Loading solution’. JTD-PT will reopen in October 2021when circumstances allow. We will return.

As part of my campaign to stop everyone from being such cunts all the fucking time, a new not for profit Tshirt has been added to the store in the TryNotToBeACunt.com collection. For £20 only (use code bekind to remove shipping costs) this tee carries the simple message: “BE KIND” Sizing runs a tad large, so buy a size smaller if you prefer a more fitted look. Buy it here, and remember to be kind for fuck sake.

Your favourite duo have a new site to replace the crappy budget bullshit they had before. You can find it at www.penguinandrhino.com & www.penguinandrhino.co.uk Thas righ! She owns the com and the couk! She fancy now. (New P&R shop coming soon)