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Explaining why he's funny since 1987! Entrepreneur, Humourist, Graphic Artist, Personal Trainer, Web Developer, Model, E-Commerce Manager, ex-chef and founding member of the 'Nice Men Club' (NMC). This domain is the homepage and title site for JoeTheDouglas LTD. Online Stores Try Not To Be A Cunt Fetishy Stuff Funny Fings

REPs Level 3 and CrossFit L2 qualified Personal Trainer, with over 8 years and 7000 hrs of experience. London based. GET THE APP "... NOW DO IT AGAIN, BUT LESS SHIT THIS TIME" BUY SESSIONS BOOK SESSIONS GALLERY CONTACT About ABOUT JOE Qualified REPS L3 Personal Trainer and CrossFit Level 2 Instructor, with more than 7,000 hours of experience since starting out in 2012. Odds are you have reached this page because you have already heard of me through word-of-mouth, or know me from somewhere I've worked, so I'll skip the paragraph about my dedication to achieving your goals, etc. For a PT, that should be a given, To briefly characterise my style of instruction: No-nonsense and to the point b ut we will laugh a lot during each hour. You may be paying me, but that doesn't mean you're always going to like what I have to tell you. I don't high-five. If I (or any PT) doesn't answer a health & fitness question starting with "It depends..." they're either lying to you, selling to you, or don't know the answer and won't admit it. You won't like the music I play. LOCATION Most of my sessions are held in parks and gyms, but this can be discussed and arranged in advance. FIRST STEP Contact me and we can arrange a free consultation to discuss what you'd like to achieve with Personal Training and take it from there. Gallery How it started and how it's going... Gallery PRICING PT ENQUIRIES CONTACT FORM Submit LOCATION I live in SE16 and primary location is my back garden. It is also possible to train in one of the nearby parks (usually Burgess). TELEPHONE Text, WhatsApp or Call: (+44) 07733 131818 Telegram: @joethedouglas EMAIL personaltraining@joethedouglas.com SOCIAL MEDIA PT Contact

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A club for men who put value on kindness and who believe being pleasant is good for its own sake. The only entry requirement is that you must be nice, or want to be nice (but might not be there yet). Adult non-men also welcome. JOIN The Club For Men who are nice and for men who want to be nice. (non-men also welcome)

Independent and based in London: web and graphic design for small businesses, startups and individuals. JOE the DOUGLAS WEB & GRAPHIC design Websites, branding, logos, SEO and Social Media management for small businesses, start-ups, and individuals. Flat fees, fast turn-arounds, & bespoke designs with aftercare included. Websites Logos & Branding PORTFOLIO OF WORK ENQUIRIES Contact Form Name* Email* Subject* Your message* Submit NEW WEBSITE ESTIMATE REQUEST FORM LIST OF SERVICES TELEPHONE Text, WhatsApp or Call: (+44) 07733 131818 EMAIL webdesign@joethedouglas.com SOCIAL MEDIA

Services This is your Services Page. It's a great opportunity to provide information about the services you provide. Double click on the text box to start editing your content and make sure to add all the relevant details you want to share with site visitors. Whether you're offering multiple services, courses or programs, you can edit this space to fit your website's needs. Simply double click on this section to open the content manager and modify the content. Explain what each item entails and add photos or videos for even more engagement. Website Contruction & Maintainance I'm a paragraph. Click here to add your own text and edit me. It’s easy. Social Media Management I'm a paragraph. Click here to add your own text and edit me. It’s easy. Branding & Logos I'm a paragraph. Click here to add your own text and edit me. It’s easy. SEO & Digital Marketing I'm a paragraph. Click here to add your own text and edit me. It’s easy. New Website Quote Name* E-mail* 1. What is your new website for? Choose one (elaborate in Q8) 2. Do you have an existing Company Name, Logo and Branding? Choose one 3. What functions will the site need to have? * Required Landing Page Only Booking Appointments Taking Payments Video or Picture Galleries E-commerce (shop) Link to Social Media Gather Data (e.g. newsletter) Other (will explain in 4) 4. What else do you want the website to do? 5. When someone comes to your site what do you want to achieve before they leave? 6. Do you already own a domain name or already have a website which you're replacing? Choose one 7. Tell me of a website you would like to emulate and why you like it? 8. Anything else I should know? Submit Form Thank you. I will get back to you by the end of the next working day with a tailored estimate.

WEB DESIGN SERVICES (scope of work & total cost agreed in advance and before deposit payment made) £50 deposit

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ABOUT JOETHEDOUGLAS LTD JoeTheDouglas.com was set up during the first UK COVID-lockdown and was the original domain name of the the site which is now The Fetish Closet . JoeTheDouglas Ltd was set up later that year. In the process of building the Fetish Closet page I taught myself the basics of web development and graphic design, which would go on to be used on a variety of websites, projects and jobs. The JoeTheDoulgas.com site has has since evolved into a homepage, creative hub, portfolio of work, CV, art gallery, booking system and a shop, for all the nonsense that falls out me noggin'.

Portfolio of Work Website Scratch Builds To play, press and hold the enter key. To stop, release the enter key. Logo & Branding To play, press and hold the enter key. To stop, release the enter key. Logos & Branding Fetish Closet Scratch build on WIX Logos & Branding Marketing Third Leg Scratch build on Shopify Logos & Branding Print on Demand Graphics Project Name This is your Project description. Click on "Edit Text" or double click on the text box to start. Project Name This is your Project description. Click on "Edit Text" or double click on the text box to start. Project Name This is your Project description. Click on "Edit Text" or double click on the text box to start. Project Name This is your Project description. Click on "Edit Text" or double click on the text box to start.